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Rooster

by JokesKafe in October 16th, 2009   
Topics: Q & A     

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken

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Crazy people

by JokesKafe in October 16th, 2009   
Topics: Q & A     

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

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Compliment Her

by JokesKafe in October 16th, 2009   
Topics: Adult Jokes, College Jokes     

There are these two highschool boys at the prom. The first one says to the other..

"My dates really hot and wants to go out to my car, but I'm afraid I'll screw it up"

His friend tells him

"Don't worry! Just compliment her. Girls love compliments."

He says ok and leaves. About 15 minutes later he returns rubbing a black eye.

"What happened! Didn't you say nice things to her?"

"Yea, I did, but it didn't work."

"What did you say?"

"When we first got in the car, we started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, they sure were sweet. She liked that. Then I started feeling her tits. I told her that for such large breasts, they sure were firm. She really liked that.

Things were going really good then. I got her skirt up and panties off and told her, for such a large crack, it sure didn't stink much. Then she hit me!"

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Don’t Talk

by JokesKafe in May 14th, 2009   
Topics: Animal Jokes     Tags: sheep

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.

Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog don’t talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: “Doin’ all right.”

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (pointing at the Indian)

Dog: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool.”

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (pointing to the Indian)

Horse: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements.”

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep lie.”

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Crazy Person

by JokesKafe in May 14th, 2009   
Topics: Adult Jokes, Q & A     Tags: crazy

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

A: They take the psycho path.

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Leaving Now

by JokesKafe in May 14th, 2009   
Topics: Work Jokes     Tags: Barber

Roger goes into a barber shop, sits down in the chair and has his hair cut.

When the barber finishes, Roger gets up, but as he’s pulling out his wallet, the barber goes to take a leak in the corner of the room, then zips up and walks back over.

Handing the barber a $20 bill, Roger says, “It’s none of my business, but why did you just urinate in the corner of your own shop?”

The barber says, “My lease runs out in a week. What do I care?”

The barber goes to the register to get Roger his change. When he comes back, he finds Roger squatting in the corner, dropping a deuce.

“What the hell are you doing?” the barber yells.

“Hey,” Roger says, “I’m leaving now.”

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Hillary Goes To Heaven

by JokesKafe in May 14th, 2009   
Topics: Adult Jokes, Clinton Jokes     Tags: clinton, hillary

Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says “Hillary, I know you’re ’somebody’ down on Earth, but up here, you’re just another person. And, I’m swamped right now, so have a seat and I’ll get back with you as soon as I can.”

So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can’t help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.

When St. Peter returns she asks “What’s the deal with the clocks?”

St. Peter replies “There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth.”

Hillary asks, “Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?”

St. Peter replies, “That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery.”

Hillary asks, “Well, is my husband’s clock on the wall?”

St. Peter replies, “Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan.”

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Preacher Buys a Parrot

by JokesKafe in May 11th, 2009   
Topics: Animal Jokes, Religious Jokes     Tags: parrot, preacher

A preacher is buying a parrot.

“Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher.

“Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him.

“Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord’s prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.”

“Wonderful!” says the preacher, “but what happens if you pull both strings?”

“I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!” screeched the parrot.

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