There’s this blonde and she wants to know how long it will take her to fly from where she is to chicago. So she calls the airport information desk and asks them “how long will it take me to get from here to chicago?”. Information desk attendant at the airport says “Just one sec” and [...]

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Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?
Elephino!

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What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
Sorry, Honeydew, but I cantaloupe.

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Yo mama is so fat she ordered a water bed and they sent her the ocean.

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I may be a hippie but your mama was going yippie hippie yippie.

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A guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees a guard who has watches. The guy askes the guard what are the watches for? The guard says these watches are desegnated to the person and everythime that person lies the watch moves to the right. The guy askes and can I see George Washington watch? [...]

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