Q: What do you get when you take ecstasy and birth control pills?
A: A trip without the kids.
Joke Submitted by Nikki Millard

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Two guys are sitting on the porch of their house, tripping on LSD. Suddenly, a firetruck races down the street, flashing its lights and howling its sirens.
After it passes, one tripper turns to the other and says, “Phew! Man, I thought he’d never go away!”
Joke Submitted by Nikki Millard

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Guns dont kill people my cousin does (mexican bumper sticker)

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A rabbi and a preist walk into air port, and wanted to get some tickets to go to pittsburgh for a church event. So wile the priest waited on a bench the rabbi went to go and get the tickets. when he walked up to the counder, the woman waiting at the counter happened to [...]

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Why should the elephant get on top of the tree?
so the weight of the earth decreases
what would happened if the second elephant gets on the tree?
the tree will break

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Two fireman are butt-fuckin in a smoke filled room.
The chief bursts through the door and yells” Oh my god!!! What the fuck are you doing?!?!” “Didn’t you try mouth-to-mouth?!?!”
One fireman looks up with a smile and says “Yeah, How do you think this all got started!”
Joke Submitted by Anthony Gurrieri

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