Who makes more money? a crack dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute… because she can always wash her crack and resell it.

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Yo mama so fat she tripped over on 4th avenue and landed on 12th.

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Yo mama is so poor, when i rang the door bell her toilet flushed.

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There is a blonde, a red head and a brunette girl. Their car breaks down in the middle of no where so the red head grabs the water bottles and says we might need these then the brunette grabs the first aid kit and says we might need this if someone gets hurt and [...]

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Q. why don’t blacks and mexicans ever marry?
A. their kids are too lazy to steal.
Q. why do scottsmen wear kilts?
A. sheep can hear zippers.
Q. what’s the difference between a mexican and a park bench?
A. a park bench can support a family of 4.
Q. what do you call a mexican porn star?
A. inch-a-lotta
Q. what’s the difference [...]

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A blonde was at a pop machine and she kept putting dollars in and she kept getting a pop. A man walked past her and said what are you doing? and the blonde said im winning!

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Yo mamma is so fat she put yellow pantihose on, jumped on the trampoline and everyone said the sun was rising.

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