Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, “Mama, I’m sooo hungry, what can we eat?”
To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, “How about some Baskin Robbins?”

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1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN’T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN [...]

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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.  He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!
The genie said, “OK.  You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes.  So [...]

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. 
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes [...]

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Q:What do a rooster and a blond have in common?
A:The rooster says “cockoldoodledoo” and the blond says,” any cock ull do”

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