PACHYDERMIC PERSONNEL PREDICTION by Peter C. Olsen A bold new proposal for matching high-technology people and professions
Over the years, the problem of finding the right person for the right job has consumed thousands of worker-years of research and millions of dollars in funding. This is particularly true for high-technology organizations where talent is scarce [...]

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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the  other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we  used to enjoy together.  
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d be interested in  meeting up and re-kindling a little of that “magic. “”Wow!” I said. “I don’t  know [...]

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.
The brunette says, “My baby’s going to be a boy.” The blonde asks, “How do you know?” The brunette says, “Because when we did it, my husband was on top.”
The red head then says, “My baby’s going to be a girl.” [...]

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Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?
They don’t know the route.

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More than three hundred parrots were rescued after Belarus border patrol intercepted a man who tried to smuggle the exotic birds out of the country onboard his bike. Border guards claim they intercepted the man just outside the border of Ukraine. However, the still unidentified would-be-smuggler jumped out of his bike and fled to a [...]

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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some [...]

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1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.
2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.
3. He shouldn’t jump on your bed when he’s sopping wet.
4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.
5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is [...]

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