Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If [...]

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There once was a blonde who had two horses but she couldn’t tell them apart, so she goes to her friend and says,”I have two horses and I just can’t tell them apart.”
The friend suggest that she cut off one’s mane, so the blonde did, but the mane grew back. She goes to her friend [...]

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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”,  Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.”
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra [...]

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The Italian says, “When I’ve a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy”.
 The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her [...]

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