Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
There are these two highschool boys at the prom. The first one says to the other..
"My dates really hot and wants to go out to my car, but I'm afraid I'll screw it up"
His friend tells him
"Don't worry! Just compliment her. Girls love compliments."
He says ok and leaves. About 15 minutes later he returns rubbing [...]
