• 08
  • Apr

A guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees a guard who has watches. The guy askes the guard what are the watches for? The guard says these watches are desegnated to the person and everythime that person lies the watch moves to the right. The guy askes and can I see George Washington watch? The guard shows it, it only moved to the right once. Can I see Abrahamn Licoln watch? It only moved twice to the right which means he only lied 2 times. Can I see George Bushes watch? The guard says I’m very sorry, you can’t see it because Jesus is using as a ceiling fan.

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