After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 [...]

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
To which the blonde replies… “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to [...]

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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.
The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and [...]

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Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Norman’s wife goes out [...]

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What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
Collecting her thoughts.

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A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.” [...]

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Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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“I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash,” the salesman said.
The customer, not able to figure the calculation, said he would think about the deal and return the next day.
That evening, the fellow asked his blonde female friend, “If you were offered nine hundred [...]

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