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1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN’T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN … SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON’T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE…WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I’M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY?

21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I’M NOT.

22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I’M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

23. DON’T UPSET ME! I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

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Guns dont kill people my cousin does (mexican bumper sticker)

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If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A penny saved is ridiculous.
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It takes a bitch like me to love a bastard like him

If god wanted people to be queer he would have created adam and steve.

Your village called they said that they are missing an idot.

Ass, gas or grass no one rides for free

Safe Sex Sucks So Screw Someone Special

If you’re gonna ride my ass, could you atleast pull my hair!?

Let go of my ears, I know what im doin!

Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon??

Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass

All men are like dogs you must train them first or they will go into someone elses yard

I’m PMSing so get put of my way

If you can read this your a nosey little bitch

(11 votes, average: 2.73 out of 5)

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