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Compliment Her
There are these two highschool boys at the prom. The first one says to the other..
"My dates really hot and wants to go out to my car, but I'm afraid I'll screw it up"
His friend tells him
"Don't worry! Just compliment her. Girls love compliments."
He says ok and leaves. About 15 minutes later he returns rubbing [...]
Pass the Exam
A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt before him. ” I would do anything to pass this exam,” she said. Leaning closer,she whispered seductively, “I mean, anything.”
He looked down at her and said,”anything?”
“Anything” she replied again.
His Voice softenend. [...]
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little [...]
25 things to do during exams
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
3. If it is a [...]
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