O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
“Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”

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Q: What do you get when you take ecstasy and birth control pills?
A: A trip without the kids.
Joke Submitted by Nikki Millard

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Two guys are sitting on the porch of their house, tripping on LSD. Suddenly, a firetruck races down the street, flashing its lights and howling its sirens.
After it passes, one tripper turns to the other and says, “Phew! Man, I thought he’d never go away!”
Joke Submitted by Nikki Millard

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! What are you doing?” The monkey says, “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they [...]

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