A blonde walks into a bar and orders 18 beers.
“Why so many?” asked the bartender.
“Can’t you read the sign?” replied the blonde, “It says ‘no one served under 18.’”

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This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.
“Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,” he says.
The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.
Well, American beer,” he replies quite bemused.
“Aaaahhh. There`s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.
That makes things [...]

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A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man’s attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the [...]

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