One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”,  Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.”
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra [...]

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Q: What do elves learn in school?
Christmas Present
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: “I don’t like sprouts” !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low [...]

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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
Christmas Santa
The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
The kid says, “Yeah.”
The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a [...]

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