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- Apr
Q:What do a rooster and a blond have in common?
A:The rooster says “cockoldoodledoo” and the blond says,” any cock ull do”
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- Feb
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If two Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who’s driving?
The cops.
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- Feb
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A blonde asked the airport attendant, ” How do I know which plane to get on?”
“Well, ” She replied, “What flight number is yours?”
“837″ she answered, ” I have looked but none of these darn planes have numbers on them.”
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- Feb
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Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?
A: Tiger Woods.
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- Feb
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
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- Feb
What is the difference between a blonde and “The Titanic”?
They know how many men went down on “The Titanic”
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- Jan
Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are…
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
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- Dec
What do a brick and a fat woman have in common?
Eventually they’ll both be laid by a mexican
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- Nov
Why do men need viagra to sit at a computer?
To prevent the popup blocker.
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- Aug
Who makes more money? a crack dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute… because she can always wash her crack and resell it.
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- Aug
Q. why don’t blacks and mexicans ever marry?
A. their kids are too lazy to steal.
Q. why do scottsmen wear kilts?
A. sheep can hear zippers.
Q. what’s the difference between a mexican and a park bench?
A. a park bench can support a family of 4.
Q. what do you call a mexican porn star?
A. inch-a-lotta
Q. what’s the difference between a Jew and a birthday cake?
A. the cake doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
Q. Did you hear that 79% of all women in the U.S. are battered?
A. And to think i’ve been eating mine raw the whole time!
Q. what do you call a mexican in a 3 piece suit?
A. will the defendant please rise?
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- Jun
Q: What do you get when you take ecstasy and birth control pills?
A: A trip without the kids.
Joke Submitted by Nikki Millard