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  • 10
  • Jun

Why should the elephant get on top of the tree?
so the weight of the earth decreases

what would happened if the second elephant gets on the tree?
the tree will break

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33 Votes | Average: 1.39 out of 533 Votes | Average: 1.39 out of 533 Votes | Average: 1.39 out of 533 Votes | Average: 1.39 out of 533 Votes | Average: 1.39 out of 5 (33 votes, average: 1.39 out of 5)
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  • 28
  • Apr

Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

A: Nacho cheese!

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  • 28
  • Apr

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino?
Elephino!

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  • 28
  • Apr

What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?

Sorry, Honeydew, but I cantaloupe.

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