Roger goes into a barber shop, sits down in the chair and has his hair cut.
When the barber finishes, Roger gets up, but as he’s pulling out his wallet, the barber goes to take a leak in the corner of the room, then zips up and walks back over.
Handing the barber a $20 bill, Roger [...]

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Here are the twenty five best responses if found asleep at your desk:
25. "Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"
24. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
23. "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
22. "You don’t discriminate [...]

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The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it,”He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He [...]

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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen [...]

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On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:  “Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded:
“You fool, you’ve dialled the wrong extension!  Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“It’s the [...]

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A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud “thud”, and then he would swerve back on the [...]

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After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front [...]

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Corporate Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says [...]

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