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- Aug
Q. why don’t blacks and mexicans ever marry?
A. their kids are too lazy to steal.
Q. why do scottsmen wear kilts?
A. sheep can hear zippers.
Q. what’s the difference between a mexican and a park bench?
A. a park bench can support a family of 4.
Q. what do you call a mexican porn star?
A. inch-a-lotta
Q. what’s the difference between a Jew and a birthday cake?
A. the cake doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
Q. Did you hear that 79% of all women in the U.S. are battered?
A. And to think i’ve been eating mine raw the whole time!
Q. what do you call a mexican in a 3 piece suit?
A. will the defendant please rise?
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