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	<title>JokesKafe - Laugh Out Loud Funny Jokes :)</title>
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	<description>Collection of hilarious funny jokes that will make you laugh. New jokes, lists and other funny stuff is added daily. Submit your jokes now.</description>
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		<title>Rooster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn&#8217;t chicken
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		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/rooster/</link>
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		<title>Crazy people</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
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		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/crazy-people/</link>
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		<title>Compliment Her</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are these two highschool boys at the prom. The first one says to the other..
&#34;My dates really hot and wants to go out to my car, but I&#39;m afraid I&#39;ll screw it up&#34;
His friend tells him
&#34;Don&#39;t worry! Just compliment her. Girls love compliments.&#34;
He says ok and leaves. About 15 minutes later he returns rubbing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/compliment-her/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Talk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.
Cowboy: &#8220;Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?&#8221;
Indian: &#8220;Dog don&#8217;t talk.&#8221;
Cowboy: &#8220;Hey dog, how&#8217;s it going?&#8221;
Dog: &#8220;Doin&#8217; all right.&#8221;
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: &#8220;Is this Indian your owner?&#8221; (pointing at the Indian)
Dog: &#8220;Yep.&#8221;
Cowboy: &#8220;How does he treat you?&#8221;
Dog: &#8220;Real good. He [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/dont-talk/</link>
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		<title>Crazy Person</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?A: They take the psycho path.
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		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/crazy-person/</link>
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		<title>Leaving Now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Roger goes into a barber shop, sits down in the chair and has his hair cut.
When the barber finishes, Roger gets up, but as he&#8217;s pulling out his wallet, the barber goes to take a leak in the corner of the room, then zips up and walks back over.
Handing the barber a $20 bill, Roger [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/leaving-now/</link>
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		<title>Hillary Goes To Heaven</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says &#8220;Hillary, I know you&#8217;re &#8217;somebody&#8217; down on Earth, but up here, you&#8217;re just another person. And, I&#8217;m swamped right now, so have a seat and I&#8217;ll get back with you as soon as I can.&#8221;
So Hillary sits down and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/hillary-goes-to-heaven/</link>
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		<title>Preacher Buys a Parrot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A preacher is buying a parrot.
&#8220;Are you sure it doesn&#8217;t scream, yell, or swear?&#8221; asked the preacher.
&#8220;Oh absolutely. It&#8217;s a religious parrot,&#8221; the storekeeper assures him.
&#8220;Do you see those strings on his legs?  When you pull the right one, he recites the lord&#8217;s prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/preacher-buys-a-parrot/</link>
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		<title>Tough Being a Monk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a man who was fed up with modern society, and decided to become a Monk. He checked out a number ofmonasteries and chose one he liked. The only reservation he had with it was, he had to take a vow of silence and couldonly say two words every one year. He took the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/tough-being-a-monk/</link>
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		<title>Anniversary Flowers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.
The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug&#8217;s face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.
&#8220;And what day will that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokeskafe.com/anniversary-flowers/</link>
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