- 10
- Jun
A rabbi and a preist walk into air port, and wanted to get some tickets to go to pittsburgh for a church event. So wile the priest waited on a bench the rabbi went to go and get the tickets. when he walked up to the counder, the woman waiting at the counter happened to have huge jugs. the rabbi started to get very nervious and when the woman said “can i help you sir?” he couln’t say anything. fainally he said “c-c-could i-i-i g-get two pickets to titsburgh???” after he realized what he said he felt horrible, so when he went back, the priest asked where the tickets were. after telling the priest what had happened and how horrible he felt the priest said “it’s ok, everyone gets nurvious sometimes, just sit here on this becnch and i will get the tickets.” so then the priest went up he asked the women very calmly “could i please get two tickets to pittsburgh?” after geting his tickets she said “that will be 47 dollars sir” so the priest gave her a fifty dollar bill. after this he said “oh, could you please give me my change in nipples and dimes?”
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