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-Well how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

-You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

-I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude. I like that in a young person!

-Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!

-What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

-Your mother and I are going away for while. You might want to consider throwing a party.

-Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickie thingies - you know - that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to the mechanic’s and pay whatever they ask.

-No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the mall.

-Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

-Father’s Day? Ah - don’t worry about that - it’s no big deal.

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