There was a man who was fed up with modern society, and decided to become a Monk. He checked out a number ofmonasteries and chose one he liked. The only reservation he had with it was, he had to take a vow of silence and couldonly say two words every one year. He took the vow and beganhis first year of service without saying a word.

At the end of one long year he was brought before the head of the monastery and was asked what two words he would liketo say. His response was “FOOD BAD.”

And that was it for another long year, until he was once again allowed to say another two words. After two years of service he was brought before the head of the monastery and was asked what two words he would like to say. His response was: “MORE BLANKETS.”

And that was it for another long year, until he was once again allowed to say another two words. After three years of service he was brought before the head of the monastery and asked what two words he would like to say. His response was: “I QUIT!”

The head Monk answered back: “You might as well. You have done nothing but complain since you have been here!”

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